I’m a stay-at-home-with-my-Rhodesian-hound-mix-Buddy kinda gal. People would be surprised to know that I’m … really introverted in social settings. One question I get asked a lot is … “Where do you tuck in your penis?” And I say I tie it around my leg in a slipknot. My first job in life was … helping my grandmother, Penny, at her lingerie store just off I-95 near Trevose. Being gay in the ’90s, I plucked them into non-existence.
One thing I’d like to change about myself … is my eyebrows. When I was a kid, I wanted to grow up to be … Wonder Woman.
